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Daddy Lohan is out of control!

Daddy Lohan is out of control!

E! says that Samantha Ronson (You know, the girl attached to Lilo at the vag) is writing a tell-all. It’s supposed to be about Sam, but everyone knows that it’ll end up being about Lindsay. I wouldn’t buy a book about Sam.
Well, daddy Lohan was ready for comment (of course!) and said

“I’ve shut up about [...]

MacKenzie Phillips Busted!

MacKenzie Phillips Busted!

MacKenzie Phillips was busted in LAX with balloons and baggies of Cocaine and Heroin. She has a long ass history of drugs, that’s why she was kicked off One day at a time. And even played a drug counselor on 90210!

“She was being screened by airport security when a small amount of what appeared to [...]

Katie Holms Bruises?

Katie Holms Bruises?

Katie Holms went out last night, with huge black bruises on her legs. I didn’t know robots could bruise, Tom should send her in for repairs.