E! says that Samantha Ronson (You know, the girl attached to Lilo at the vag) is writing a tell-all. It’s supposed to be about Sam, but everyone knows that it’ll end up being about Lindsay. I wouldn’t buy a book about Sam.

Well, daddy Lohan was ready for comment (of course!) and said

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”

I guess things aren’t so good with LiLo and her dad again, because she issued this statement.

“He’s out of control,” she told Access from the set of “Ugly Betty,” where she’s filming several guest appearances for the ABC show’s third season.

“I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love,” she said.

Awww, the people that she loves. Lezzies in love!

MacKenzie Phillips was busted in LAX with balloons and baggies of Cocaine and Heroin. She has a long ass history of drugs, that’s why she was kicked off One day at a time. And even played a drug counselor on 90210!

“She was being screened by airport security when a small amount of what appeared to be heroin and cocaine were found on her person,” Sgt. Jim Holcomb said. “She was arrested at about 10 a.m. and is still in custody.”

He added: “The substances were found in balloons and baggies.”

Maybe she’s just trying to show them that she’s still got what it takes to be a drug counselor for the new 90210! How do people even get this shit through airport security?

Katie Holms went out last night, with huge black bruises on her legs. I didn’t know robots could bruise, Tom should send her in for repairs.